Fresh-kin of Bel-Air

bird-kin / proud dad of 2 children / demibirdsexual / i get triggered by fire, hot water, luke-warm water, volcanoes, tampons / demi down syndrome / preferred pronouns: Bird|bird|Birdself.

bereweillschmidt:

lavender-ice:

what is this. magical bird.

Quetzal. That bird is a Quetzal and it can be found on Western Mexico.  It’s on a near threatened status.

bereweillschmidt:

lavender-ice:

what is this. magical bird.

Quetzal. That bird is a Quetzal and it can be found on Western Mexico.  It’s on a near threatened status.

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

calleo:

virborassan:

knight-enchanter:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

lmao

This is so accurate I wanna cry, oh god Tumblr WHY

This stays funny every time I see it.

Only Deadshot is this accurate.

unclefather:

how she do that

unclefather:

how she do that

I couldn't be despairingly happier!
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