Fresh-kin of Bel-Air

bird-kin / proud dad of 2 children / demibirdsexual / i get triggered by fire, hot water, luke-warm water, volcanoes, tampons / demi down syndrome / preferred pronouns: Bird|bird|Birdself.

Anonymous asked:
hello i'm an airkin and i feel deeply offended when people breathe.

orochimarukin:

*stops breathing*

As a tamponkin, do you ever have the urge to go up a girl's vagina?

orochimarukin:

This is a very good question, I wish to go up there only for absorptive purposes, however not sexually as I am just an asexual tampon.

passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

I bet I would seem like a little turd to you, tones-o-fun. The fact of the matter is, you didn't answer my question because you don't have an answer. You just want to act all oppressed and pretend like you care about other people because thats the latest trend on the internet. I'm coloured and I don't consider myself oppressed so why would you? This is why you're single fat ass.

mirandaadria:

"i’m coloured"

Ha. Haha. Ha ha ha. Haahaaaaha. Ha.

Ok. Yea. No. Fuck off.

^ This kids is how you should respond when you can’t win an argument. Thanks for teaching us mipoopaassia.

where are you actually from, though? i'm sorry if you have answered this before, but i can't see that you gave insomniac-eyes an answer? also, can you tell me what's wrong with frida kahlo, because i think she is pretty damn cool, and i would love to know if there's anything massively problematic about her

mirandaadria:

Question #1: Fuck you.

Question #2: I didn’t.

Question #3: Google it.

You’re such a cunt.

I saw your post about demisexuality. What about can't have a hard on unless you really like that person?

That means you need a bit more to get aroused, not that you have to make up a completely new sexuality for it.
So what I’m saying is demisexuals are basically bisexuals that need more than just looks to get aroused.

mirandaadria:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.




Yes.Brilliant.I’m going to keep my fridge constantly stocked with eggs that I’m never going to eat because I don’t have shitloads of time to cook anything with them anyway on the RARE chance I crack my head open.Fucking. Brilliant.

Cooking eggs doesn’t take alot of time lol?

mirandaadria:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

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Yes.

Brilliant.

I’m going to keep my fridge constantly stocked with eggs that I’m never going to eat because I don’t have shitloads of time to cook anything with them anyway on the RARE chance I crack my head open.

Fucking. Brilliant.

Cooking eggs doesn’t take alot of time lol?

plebcomics:

i really dont like to get THIS petty but im going to anyway, because free speech is a thing that exists in america

feceskin:

i would love to be this just so hot and thick yesss.

feceskin:

i would love to be this just so hot and thick yesss.

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